Playing Catch-Up

Its been so long since I wrote a match report that I've almost forgotten what I need to catch up on. But I think I'm currently running one B team and 2 Cov League fixtures in arrears.

Our bad run in the Coventry League continued a week ago, when a quick return fixture against Warwick University A resulted in a second 1-3 defeat, even though they gave us a chance by omitting their two top boards from the previous week. Truth be told, we were lucky to score any points at all, as I was more lost than  a penguin in the Sahara Desert against Ben Fearnhead who played a brilliant sacrificial game against me right up until he missed a further exchange sac (he was already 2 pieces down) which would have left me completely defenceless. Instead he played into a level-ish position, only to make a monumental blunder which allowed me to win. E|ven I was a bit embarrassed to take the full point. But take it I did. Keatan sacked two pawns in the opening on Board 1 but only got one of them back and lost in the ending. Mike seemed to be making all the running on Board 3, but allowed the queen side to open up for the Black major pieces which flooded into his position, before delivering a knockout blow on the kingside. Paul seemed to be worse out of the opening and could never get his game back on track, eventually being overpowered by an armada of White pieces. His opponent seemed to play a rather good game to me.

But despair not, because last night we managed to bounce back with a 3-1 win over Coventry A to notch our first points since Christmas. In truth it was like watching a mixed up version of a Kenilworth B v Kenilworth C match, as three of the Coventry team have played for us in the Leamington League this season!

Keatan kicked things off by beating Joshua with the White pieces on Board 1. How it happened I have no idea. Joshua had a knight firmly entrenched (or so it appeared to me) on d3 while Keatan had a big pawn on e6 supported by a mighty central knight. I thought that these respective advantages probably meant it was level, but that shows how much I know these days. Bruce, on board 2 v Dave, was playing a splendid and vigorous game (especially for one of his advancing years) and duly brought home the full point. Though again I failed to see the climax, though the rumour is that an exchange sac did the trick.

It was far from plain sailing to wrap up the match, though, as I played a very poor opening against Jonathan Fowler, and was soon clearly worse with White. However, he allowed me one chance to jump out and we ended up in a rook ending which should have been an easy hold for me. But I carelessly lost a pawn, which meant I had to suffer the tortures of the damned for 80+ moves before getting my half-point, though I think I was always holding on. The engine may beg to differ when I look more closely, though. Phil also looked to be in big trouble in the ending when Rhys got a queen and rook to the 8th rank menacing a rather exposed Black king and also targeting a very weak pawn on c6. It looked lost, but short of time Rhys couldn't find a mate or decisive breakthrough and exchanged off into a rook ending a pawn up. But he mistakenly pushed his passed c pawn one square too far and Phil was able to cut the White king off permanently and keep the passed pawn under control to secure another half point for us, making a final score of 3-1 to Kenilworth.

But hold your horses, because we're not finished yet! On Monday the A team lurched back into action for only the third time since Christmas. With our titled players all absent (Jude and Billy in the Isle of Wight and Javier "resting") we were not at super-strength, but we still packed too much of a punch for visitors Leamington A, chalking up a 4-0 win - some revenge, I suppose, for the poor B team who had gone down to a disastrous defeat against Leamington only a week or so earlier.

Mike was first to notch the full point, with a total rout on Board 4 - winning a whole rook after some very suspect opening play by Black. Nothing else happened for some time, but then Keatan won against Tom Darling on top board, defusing all of Tom's attacking ideas in a way that I have twice totally failed to do this season! This looked like a very good and controlled win to me. I then got a rather lucky win over Chris Ward after a rather tense game. he went wrong by falling into a trap. It looked like he was winning a piece but I had a counter combo that in fact netted me a pawn. But then (I went wrong and it should have been a draw - first in a double rook ending and then in a single rook ending. However, he let my king cross to the queenside and it proved impossible to stop the advance of my passed c pawn. The evening was rounded off by Andrew winning a very interesting game against Ben Egid. He had played almost single-mindedly against a bad Black light squared bishop and cashed in by sacking his own bishop for a mass of centre pawns - so that even when the Black bishop was the only one left on the board it was still bad, as it was powerless to stop the White pawns yomping down the board to success. A slightly flattering score-line, but most welcome nevertheless.

Right - on to the music. None of this A, B or C themed malarkey this time. Just some good old rock 'n roll! And another tribute to a recently departed great. RIP Bob Weir - rhythm/lead guitarist and vocalist and knock-out song writer with the Grateful Dead.  

B-igly C-alamity

Oh dear, oh dear. What have I gone and done? Only put (probably) a very big nail in the C team's coffin and set them on the road to relegation.

Our story begins over a week ago, when the B and C teams faced off in the third and final leg of the intra-Kenilworth mini-tournament that we are compelled to play due to having three teams in Division 1. It was obviously a more important match for the C team than the B team, but as usual Ben's team selection was compromised by non-availability and it was not at full strength. However, to counter-balance this, neither was the B team and the outcome was by no means a foregone conclusion.

I had played Ben in the Kenilworth A v Kenilworth B match one week earlier, but we found ourselves in opposition once again, this time on Board 1 in the B v C encounter. The game was fairly balanced until Ben gave me the two bishops to win a pawn. But he couldn't actually keep the pawn, and my unopposed dark squared bishop started to cause a few problems. Never mind, though, as I went wrong and gave away all my advantage. But Ben was getting into big time trouble and missed a chance to swap most of the pieces off to get a totally drawn position. I managed to get a rook into the kingside and take all Ben's pawns and he was then powerless to stop me queening.

By contrast, Mike seemed to have a very smooth win over Paul B on Board 2, but Phil's encounter with Dan on Board 3 looked like total chaos from beginning to end. Phil's king was wandering around in the centre but he had an extra pawn for his troubles, and when I next saw the game they were in a knight ending where Phil had about 3 extra pawns. He avoided any embarrassing forks and duly queened one of his pawns in a time scramble, but then bemused the watching crowd by failing to deliver an obvious mate in 1 by playing a random knight move - which was nevertheless good enough to compel resignation. This gave the B team a 3-0 lead, but some honour was restored when Dylan managed to win a totally drawn knight ending against Patrick. It came down to N+h pawn v N+ g and h pawns. Tragically for Patrick he rushed his attempt to liquidate all the pawns and gave his knight up too early. Dylan kept one pawn and with the aid of an extra knight this was sufficient to win the game. Very hard luck for Patrick after 3 hours of good play, but credit to Dylan for pressing for most of the night and still being alert enough to seize the opportunity that came his way.

So, 3-1 to the B team and no points for the C team.

Fast forward 7 days and it was now Kenilworth B v Leamington A. A crucial match for our C team, who led Leamington by 1 point at the foot of the table and were relying on the B team to do the decent thing and beat Leamington. Alas, we didn't. And in fact it was worse than that as we actually lost. And even worse than that was the fact that it was me who lost the match. Oh no!! Oh yes!!

I went down on top board against Tom Darling after seeing, but rejecting a very strong move (+3 to black) and instead choosing a losing variation where I had only considered a White knight jumping to d5 - when I would still have been better - and blanked the idea of it going to e4. Which won my queen. Oops.

And despite big rating advantages on every board we couldn't find even a single win to level the match. Andy B seemed to be powering to victory on the kingside against Joshua Simpson but the Black counter attack came just in time to force Andy to settle for perpetual check. On Board 3 Joshua played one of his pet/dubious openings as Black against Ben Egid and was doubtless rather relieved when a draw was offered, as his position looked pretty horrendous to me. I saw very little of Mike's game on Board 4 against Chris Ward, but Black never seemed to be in much trouble and another draw resulted.

A dagger to the heart of the C team, who now find themselves overtaken by Leamington A - trailing by a point and having played one match more. Its fair to say that the Leamington A v Kenilworth C match on March 3rd has become a must win fixture for us. Hmm - what's that saying? Oh yes - "now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party!"

In amongst all this angst and drama, its also appropriate to record here that the wheels have well and truly come off our quest for a second Coventry League title, following consecutive heavy defeats at the hands of Nuneaton A and Warwick University A. One person - no names, no pack drill - disgraced themselves by getting the match date confused and failing to turn up, which didn't help proceedings, while those who did were not able to score too many points. Admittedly against two rather strong teams. Keatan seemed especially unlucky against Warwick Uni's strong board 1 Edward Jackson (already a conqueror of Jude in the Leamington League this season) as he managed to drive the White king to g4, but unfortunately there was no mate. At least not for Keatan!! In the same match I was a pawn up but missed a beautiful win against Magnus Borissow and ended up allowing perpetual check. Our championship charge has been well and truly derailed.

But on to happier things. Its music time. This week I've worked with a B/C theme. (Well, when you get an idea you've got to keep running with it.) I drew the line at Bobby Crush, but I couldn't decide between two other options. So prepare for a double blast of BC music - from two very different artists. Well, music really is a very broad church!

A-wesome and B-fuddled

A slightly low key Kenilworth A v Kenilworth B encounter last night ended up as a 4-0 whitewash for the A team. As they say, be careful what you wish for, because when I was lamenting the absence of a clean sweep win for any of our teams this season, I didn't want it to occur when two of them were playing each other!

The A team, looking very much like the normal Kenilworth B team (with the exception of Andrew on Board 1), faced off against a B team looking very much like a cross between the C and D teams. Such is the price of a seemingly never-ending succession of fixtures - compounded by a C team match the following night. There's no doubt that nine teams in Division 1 is one too many - especially when we have 3 teams each playing 2 extra fixtures. Its no wonder a bit of chess fatigue sets in.

For once I scored the first point, beating Ben - who had been my nemesis in the summer quickplay club championship events - after he blundered on move 7. It immediately cost him a pawn, but his position was wrecked too, and the very best he could have done would have been to lose a second pawn. But he actually lost a piece and even I was able to wrap up proceedings without any major alarms after that. Mike followed just after, though I failed to see the end of his game against Patrick. Earlier on he looked to be building up a very strong position, with an extra pawn and a monstrous line up of pawns across the fourth rank leaving the Black army struggling for room.

But - as always seems to be the case - matters elsewhere were not so clear cut. Michal and Andrew were having a very tense encounter on Board 1, while Phil and Joshua were having a rather crazy game (who could have guessed?) on Board 3. On two occasions the player of the White pieces (Mr Wood!) was moved to utter a mild, but clearly audible, obscenity - first when he missed a knight fork that won a pawn, and secondly when he responded to a knight check by moving his bishop. As is well known, Phil is a master of the illegal move gambit, but this time Joshua spotted it - unlike Ben when he was playing for Leamington against us many years ago!!

Andrew turned down a draw offer, and soon after Michal lost the exchange, but with the position somewhat blocked it was not at all clear that Andrew's extra rook was better than Michal's extra knight. Meanwhile, Phil and Joshua had reached a bishop v knight ending where Black had an extra pawn but was on the verge of defeat with White threatening to get two widely separated passed pawns that couldn't have been stopped. Superficial (what other kind are we capable of?) analysis afterwards suggested it should have been a draw, but Phil made one wrong move and all of a sudden Joshua's extra pawn steamed down the board to force resignation. A very close run thing indeed, and if Phil had been a bit more match-fit he might well have taken a notable scalp.

Back on Board 1, Andrew cleverly rearranged his pieces and then broke the position open with a pawn push to c4. Pieces were exchanged and when the smoke cleared Black had a passed pawn on b2 and was about to get a rook to the back rank to force further material gains. So 0-1, and the A team had a clean sweep. This looked like a really tough and well played game by both players, with Michal giving a great account of himself on top board against such strong opposition.

Well, we now need some music to represent both A and B teams, so it has to be the Allman Brothers. Absolutely Brilliant. And two of the greatest ever rock guitarists - Duane Allman and Dickey Betts. A and B again, Spooky when you think about it!

B-arnstorming

A B-ig win for the B team this week, as the Holiday Inn welcomed its first non-Kenilworth visitors to our new match venue. And once again it was yours truly who got in the way of the club's first 4-0 win of the season!

Olton A came to town, but left empty handed after a 3.5-0.5 victory for the B team, which put them into second place in Division 1 - 1 point ahead of Warwick University, but 3 points behind Kenilworth A. I must say the league table makes pleasant reading at the moment - as long as you shield your eyes when looking towards the bottom teams, where the C team is in a life or death struggle to avoid relegation.

Joshua is a remarkable chess player. As I said to Ben, I can't work out if he's a strong weak player or a weak strong player. What he definitely isn't is either a strong strong player or a weak weak player. He was up to his old tricks again against Olton, totally bamboozling Mark Cundy on Board 2 and somehow transforming a worse/lost position into a crushing win - seemingly in less time than it takes to blink. As has been the case tens of times during his quite remarkable Kenilworth career, a probable loss became a win, as he worked his usual chessboard magic. He's an amazing points machine, but he would definitely have been burnt at the stake in an earlier age!

And things always looked pretty good for us elsewhere. Mike and myself were comfortable as Black while Ben was building up a good head of steam on Board 4 against Richard Liszewski. I finished first, eventually sharing the point with Alan Lloyd (who I have never beaten with the Black pieces) after a repetition in a level position - but not before I had blundered a pawn on two successive moves. Which Alan twice failed to notice!

I adjourned to the bar for a chat with Alan, and even before we returned the match had ended decisively in our favour with wins on both the remaining boards. Mike avoided Mike Hollier's attempt to block the position completely and managed to engineer a winning breakthrough, while Ben played an excellent game that consistently netted extra material while simultaneously attacking the Black king, before forcing resignation.

So a very efficient and convincing win (me apart, of course), which we can celebrate with another classic from the Byrds (had to be a B band, after all). Remember - they also serve, who only stand and mime!

A New Era!

A new era got under way last night, as KCC played its first match at The Holiday Inn, after 13, hugely successful, years at the Abbey Club. That's a long time - and indeed it is the only home match venue we have had since I joined the club. Our first outing in the plush new surroundings of the Jephson Room was a sort of test event for future encounters, as our C team hosted our A team in a match which pitted one team fighting to avoid relegation against another trying to stretch its lead at the top to 4 points. The eventual result, a 3-1 win for the A team, went the way of ratings, but the C team once again gave a very good account of itself and only slipped to defeat in the last minutes of the evening - and even had the satisfaction of scoring a splendid individual win on Board 3 in the last game to finish.

The new era begins (l to r):- Rhys, Paul, Andrew, Mike, Keatan, Billy, Dave, Ben

Dave had the unenviable task of taking on Billy with the black pieces on Board 1. When I got my first glimpse of the position about 45 minutes in, material was level, but Dave's king was looking rather lonely on d7, with all the heavy pieces and a couple of minor ones still on the board. I couldn't see any immediate way to exploit this, but then I'm not Billy. And it wasn't too long before Billy was able to report that he had become the first person ever to win a game at KCC's new venue. Probably not one of the bigger honours he will accumulate in his chess career - and, in fact, not even one of the bigger honours he's already achieved! But still worthy of a place in the history books.

The score stayed the same for quite some time, before Mike added to the A team account with a black pieces win on Board 4 against Paul B. Mike had jumped in on c2 with a knight early in the game to snaffle the White rook on a1, but Paul got a piece for it and was subsequently able to round up the stray knight to have two pieces for a rook - but crucially Mike had 2 extra pawns and they were beautifully connected, whereas Paul's pawns were scattered to the four winds. Mike's pawns duly started to yomp down the board, sweeping everything in their wake aside, and the defensive task proved impossible, with Paul eventually losing on time.

Keatan's game with Ben on Board 2 became very exciting as the clock ran down. Ben had largely blocked the queenside and the centre, but Keatan was the one pressing on the kingside, where he had the open g file to work with. Very cleverly he kept the tension in the position as Ben's time ebbed away and then rushed his own king from h8 over to the queenside gaining plenty of time in the process. The clock disparity spelled disaster for Ben who couldn't stop the Black pieces jumping in when the pressure on g2 became overwhelming , first winning an exchange and then mating the White king in the middle of the board. A very powerful attack by Keatan.

But the C team did not go home completely empty handed, as Rhys upset the form book against Andrew, finishing with the rather powerful move pawn from e3 to e2 checkmate! Earlier on I had thought Andrew was slowly building up a strong position, as he had more space and was pushing his kingside pawns up the board in a rather threatening manner. But Rhys kept his cool, and found a tactic which won White's e3 pawn, which was the cornerstone of his position, and left Andrew floundering for survival. The Black bishops were monsters and Andrew was playing on seconds. He somehow kept the game going, but when Rhys brought his king in to support his rook, bishop and advanced e pawn the end was night. An excellent game by Rhys and a well deserved win.

So much for the chess. Recently the world has seen the passing of another of my musical heroes, Joe Ely, who I saw live just the once, at The Mean Fiddler in Harlesden in around 1988. An absolute titan of Texan country music, rather serendipitously, he produced this great song, which also serves to commemorate our first ever winner at the Holiday Inn! Though I like to think that me and our Billy the Kid do get along!

RIP Joe. Thanks for the wonderful music.

2025 KCC Christmas Quiz - The Denouement!

Like the assembled Grandmasters, officials and spectators on Hyland Island, I imagine you have been on tenterhooks waiting for Inspector Hector, FIDE's top cop, to reveal the name of the dastardly murderer of the mega-wealthy chess sponsor, Mitch Rich. Unless, of course, you also cracked the case. In which case I hope it took you a bit longer than Patrick who had (correctly) solved the mystery within a couple of hours of me posting the quiz. Did I make it too easy, or is he just a born sleuth? But never mind more questions, its answers we're here for and its Inspector Hector who is about to provide them.

WHODIDIT?

A CHESS MURDER MYSTERY - SOLVED!

It was a motley group of chess-players and hangers on who had gathered in the tournament hall to learn the truth about the murder that had rocked the chess world. Some looked unconcerned, their consciences completely clear, but a few looked far more furtive and nervous. Especially the super-GM I had my eye on. He sat at the back, perhaps hoping to escape scrutiny - or maybe even to make a run for it if things went badly. Not that there would have been any way of escaping from the island, but I could do without any unnecessary drama. And in any case I had positioned the Kenilworth Chess Club cohort to cover the door. An unlikely bunch of heavies, but needs must, as my usual colleagues had been unable to join me to make the arrest. Sergeant Eaton was stuck in Nuneaton with Constable Keatan, completely beaten by the British weather. I would have to bring the killer to book on my own, but that was no problem as all the pieces of the jigsaw had fallen into place and it was now time to reveal the shocking truth.

"I checkmated the killer in 4 moves," I told the assembled crowd. "You all know about pattern recognition in chess, but maybe you need reminding that it works in other fields as well. That was how I knew where to look. This was a rhyme crime. Time after time. And it set off a chime. Move one - how did the killer get hold of the gun? In an auction - he bid it. Move two - what was the pseudonym he used on the dark web? isawt94. If a few more of you had been paying attention at school instead of studying the Najdorf Poisoned Pawn variation, you might have remembered the phrase attributed to Julius Caesar on the conquest of Britain. Veni, vidi, vici. I came I saw, I conquered. It was an easy piece of calculation for me to replace the English part of the pseudonym with the Latin original. And it was good of the killer to give us his birth year, too. He really shouldn't have left that en prise. Very careless. Move three - the killer committed the crime. You could say he did it. And move four - what did the killer do with the gun after the murder? That's right - he hid it. So there could only be one correct solution. Check and mate. Our killer is none other than Indian super-GM, Vidit. He bid it, he did it and he hid it. Now, if you know what's good for you, you'll come quietly."

And that's how I solved the case at Hyland Island and returned the chess world to normal. All in a day's work for Inspector Hector. I hope you followed the same clues I did. Especially as you had a big extra clue in the story title.

But I can't hang around here all day, I've got other cases to solve. First I'm off to Brazil, where Henrique Mecking was found unconscious on some decking after disturbing a brekkin. Then its on to St Petersburg where Peter Svidler has been attacked by a fiddler dressed as the Riddler and then Amsterdam where Loek Van Wely was turned to jelly after being hit in the belly while watching the telly. Possibly by the same man, a roofer, who attacked Daniil Yuffa with an oofer doofer and a loofah.

So I'll be on my way. Evening all."

DISCLAIMER

Once again, any resemblance to real chess players is solely due to them having delightfully rhymable names. There is no need for Interpol to follow up any of the cases I have fabricated!

2025 KCC Christmas Quiz - Who Did It?

Something very different for your seasonal entertainment this year - a chess murder mystery! 

By my reckoning there are enough clues to give you every chance of finding the killer, though maybe I under-estimate the difficulty that normal, well-adjusted people will have in trying to follow the logic trail that my slightly twisted brain has created. But that, fellow armchair sleuths, is your problem, not mine! As a rather more famous character than me once said, "Frankly my dear ........"

It should certainly be easy enough for one of our members - elementary, my dear Watson - after his long career as sidekick to Sherlock Holmes. So get your deer-stalkers on and immerse yourself in a bit of whimsical problem solving. If you can work out chess solutions over the board, you can surely work out "whodunnit" in this little fiction. Good luck and be sure to come back here soon, when the killer will be unmasked. Read on and get those little grey cells working!

WHODIDIT?

A CHESS MURDER MYSTERY

 

It was a gruesome scene when I entered the private quarters of Mitch Rich, the aptly named wealthiest man in Britain and lately the world’s leading chess sponsor. He was dead in his bed, with his head full of lead. He wouldn’t be sponsoring anything again, that was for sure, but it would look very bad for world chess if they couldn’t bring his killer to book. Which is where I came in - Inspector Hector,  FIDE’s top cop, though you probably know me better as a Swedish GM.

A couple of IMs had been shot at two other Mitch Rich sponsored tournaments earlier in the year, but we hadn’t made much progress on those. And to be honest, no-one had seemed too fussed by that. Now, though, the stakes had really been raised, especially as the murder had been committed during a major tournament, which was being hosted by Rich on Hyland Island, his private luxury retreat off the coast of Cornwall. Many top players were there, together with a few officials and support crew, as well as a handful of spectators from Kenilworth Chess Club. The island was only accessible by helicopter, which meant that the killer was, beyond doubt, still on the scene. Not quite a locked room mystery, but certainly a locked island one.

As soon as I knew the murder weapon was a gun, I thought of John Nunn, but he was away somewhere having fun in the sun. And that guy from Bristol owned a pistol, but as it was made of crystal, it wasn’t the murder weapon I was looking for. But although none of the assembled chess players had a record of gun ownership or gun crime, there had been enough previous incidents to arouse my suspicions. Chris Ward once brought a sword to the board when his opponent accused him of fraud, while Markus Ragger owned a dagger and Glenn Flear a spear. And Nihal Sarin shared a name with a nerve gas, which was well dodgy.

It was time to interview a few people, and I first made a beeline for the Chinese and Vietnamese contingents. Ding didn’t know a thing, while Bu, Hou, Ju, Lu, Zhu, Xu and Yu didn’t have a clue. Wei and Le said they’d been out all day. No progress there.

I had no better luck with the Americans. Wesley So said he wanted to go before it started to snow. His finances were low and he needed some dough, though that’s true of most chess players. And with no money or possessions missing, robbery didn’t seem to have been a motive, anyway.  Jeffery Xiong and Andrew Hong said I’d got it all wrong – it couldn’t have been Sam Shankland, as he was still at home in Yankland.

My suspicions turned to the Indian group. There was something fishy about Vishy while Ganguly was very unruly. Pragg still had jet lag and was as limp as a wet rag, which was a real drag. Humpy was jumpy and Gupta looked upta no good. Adhiban had a plan (as did Sethuraman and Sasikiran) but even though I wasn’t their biggest fan, I couldn’t throw them in the can just for that.  But I could certainly keep my eye on them.

The Kenilworth contingent of tourists were a strange bunch, too. And distinctly out of place amongst such strong chess players. Maybe jealousy could have spurred one of them into action? They’d certainly shown some weird behaviour in the few days they’d been at the tournament. First, Mark Page, in a rage, had stormed the stage and been locked in a cage until he began acting his age. Then Joshua Pink had caused a stink by throwing ink over someone’s mink, after having too much to drink. And most suspicious of all, Phil Wood was wearing a hood, that was covered in blood and looked up to no good, though he claimed he’d just slipped on some mud while out walking with Jack Rudd. But the bullet in his pocket turned out to be a dud. You didn’t have to be a soothsayer to know that Bruce Baer was bit of a player – currently drinking wine with the lady mayor - but I couldn’t see him as a slayer.

And everywhere I turned, there were more strange or aggressive characters ready to confront me. In the dining room, Anish Giri was chatting with Siri while eating gambas piri piri while Jan-Krzysztof Duda, eating some Gouda, couldn’t have been any ruder, but said he hadn’t committed the muder. MVL gave me hell but had nothing of interest to tell (apart from advising me to sell shares in Dell), and then Shak went on the attack, said I was on the wrong track and before I could answer back he gave me a smack. This job comes with a lot of flak. Nick Pert was pretty curt and acted all hurt when he splashed yoghurt on his shirt.

I interrupted Emmanuel Berg, who was eating curried murgh and he went on the offensive for his compatriot Grandelius. “Nils feels you’ve had him kicking his heels making him miss his meals. And a Swede never squeals, so go spin your wheels.” Though he wasn’t the only one going hungry, as I then mistook Grischuk for the cook and ordered the duck, but was bang out of luck.

I sat in the bar for a night cap to review what I’d learned so far. But my thoughts were disturbed when, after drinking too much port that someone else had bought, Vlastimil Hort started haranguing Nigel Short for being a bad sport. These chess players are a touchy bunch. And I should know, I’m one of them too, don’t forget.

Thankfully there were at least a few names I could cross off the suspects’ list. Ivan Saric and Alisa Maric were both stranded in Harwich, due to a derailed carriage. Luke McShane and Malcolm Pein had nothing to gain. And while Gawain Maroroa Jones had taken out big loans to buy some drones and phones, I knew in my bones he’d been watching “Game of Thrones” on his owns, at the time of the crime.

I didn’t sleep easy that night, but in the morning I got my first break. Forensics came back with lots of good info. The murder weapon had been used before – on the 2 IMs we’d already lost.  We’d  tracked it’s history and found it had been sold by auction on the dark web to someone with the username isawt94. I got my first light-bulb moment on the case. It was time for some action.

I ordered a search of the Indian players’ rooms and we struck gold. The gun was found in a bag belonging to Pragg and I saw him visibly sag. “Is this a gag? I’ve never seen it before in my life.” And though I ordered him to be locked in his room, this was just to buy myself a bit more thinking time as I knew he was telling the truth. The gun had clearly been planted there. Probably in a hurry and to be retrieved later.

Because I’d now worked out exactly who did it. The truth would rock the chess world – a 2700+ super-GM was guilty. (That’s all the English players, women and KCC tourists in the clear, then!) And I would name him just as soon as I had got all the players, officials and spectators assembled in the tournament hall. They say “If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime”, but when Inspector Hector is on the case it’s more like “If you can’t make it rhyme, you won’t solve the crime.”

Have you worked it out yet? Do you need any more clues? I’ll just say that the murderer may not even have been mentioned yet, but he’ll certainly be found on the current rating list at over 2700. (Which you can peruse here.) Which means you've currently (December 24th, 2025) only got 34 people to choose from.

So, thinking caps on and I’ll see you back here in a few days when all will be revealed.  

 

DISCLAIMER
Any resemblance between characters mentioned in this story and real life chess players of the same name is purely a product of my invention and your imagination. I have no doubt they’re all splendid, polite and law-abiding guys and gals in the real world!

It's Christmas!

It's difficult to write a match report when you were never anywhere near the venue, but I felt I should record the fact that the A team chalked up another win on Thursday, away at Leamington, to retake first place in Division 1 as the season reached half-way. In the process the team also ensured that our C team would stay off the bottom of the table, a single point above Leamington A, albeit having played a game more. At the top, the picture is somewhat rosier, as Kenilworth A now has a two point lead over Warwick University, with a game in hand, while the B team is a further point back, having played the same number of games as the A team.

Looking good!

For the third time this season the A team won by 3-5-0.5 (a score achieved twice so far by the B team), but a 4-0 clean sweep remains elusive. Against Leamington there were wins for Keatan, Andrew and Josh on the top 3 boards, but Mike was held to a draw on Bd 4. No idea if we were thoroughly efficient or lucky as hell, but the final score will do just nicely thanks.

I think we can celebrate our mini-success with a bit of seasonal music. Ho-ho-ho and all that!

My all knowing spreadsheet tells me we've had this song once before, which is news to me. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't this version, which dates from 47 years ago. And the 50th anniversary of Bruce's first performance of the song has just passed, so it must be one of the earliest recordings out there. Happy Christmas everyone!

The Final Curtain

"You only grow by coming to the end of something and by beginning something else"  

John Irving - The World According to Garp

We played at the Abbey Club for the final time on Monday, when Kenilworth C took on Solihull A. From January, we will be moving to the Holiday Inn across the road, so this match brought down the curtain on a thirteen-year period in our history. I'll leave it others to do the stats, but we've won multiple titles, cups and promotions from the confines of the small room at the Abbey Club, with its paper-thin partition between us and the snooker players. Various changes to the space meant that a new home was needed, but this venue will always be associated with the most successful period (to date!) in our history, and a lot of good nights - as well as a multitude of individual triumphs and disasters along the way.

While I am delighted by our move, I did feel a hint of nostalgia when I set everything up, but we were soon down to business against a very strong Solihull team. Unfortunately, we didn't give the Abbey Club the send off we had hoped for, but it wasn't for want of trying.

Dave Ireland was the first to finish on Board 1 against the super-strong Don Mason. Don showed me the game afterwards and it was really interesting, but Don just found the right tactic at the critical moment to put Solihull 1-0 up.

Rhys had a good game against Andrew McCumiskey on Board 2. I didn't see enough to judge this one, but it was incredibly complicated and unfortunately didn't go our way.

I played my worst game of the season against Ray Carpenter and was -7 at one point. Incredibly I found a tactical hit that swung things back to +2 to me and out of nowhere looked to be on the brink of a win with 2 rooks and knight against a queen and two extra pawns. Unfortunately, Ray's pawns were well advanced and connected and my co-ordination was very poor with my rooks on a8 and h8, my king in the middle of the board and my knight on the back-rank and short of squares. With very little time left, I didn't find the right plan and took the draw. Don showed us both afterwards how I could have untangled to win. On another night I would have seen it, but I was just a bit out of sorts, and I would have been delighted with a draw earlier in the evening. At least this got us on the board.

Tony Sadler rolled back the years on Board 4 against Dylan, with a nice exchange sacrifice, which seemed to leave Dylan's pieces awkwardly placed. Dylan fought till the bitter end and was the last to finish, but unfortunately he succumbed in the end. So 0.5 - 3.5 to Solihull.

Not the result we wanted, and our games after Christmas will be crucial. We still have a decent chance of staying up, if we can win against our relegation rivals in the months ahead. It's still all to play for. 

Here's to new beginnings in 2026.

Don't Stop B-lieving

Banbury made their third visit of the season to Kenilworth on Monday night to play our B team, and just like the other two occasions (KO Cup and A team matches) they once again "wound up on the wrong end of a gun", to quote the Allman Brothers. However, its a very brave man who would expect the same to happen when they make their fourth visit to play the C team in the New Year!

Banbury's league title aspirations have taken a bit of a hit lately, with consecutive losses to our A team, Stratford and Warwick University and their losing run extended to four as the B team rediscovered its winning mojo which had been rudely derailed at Solihull last time out. The evening got off to a rather predictable start, though, when David was unable to overcome a 300 point rating disadvantage against Banbury's formidable IM, James Jackson, but only went down after a spirited effort to mix things up with the Black pieces. At a crucial stage David offered the exchange for a pawn, but James simply declined the offer and played on David's weak pawns, eventually prevailing in a double rook ending.

Things then improved, as Joshua played an uncharacteristically normal/sound game with the White pieces against Paul Rowan, eventually swapping off into a level material but winning king and pawn ending, where his king couldn't be stopped from invading. Not too long later we took the lead, as Bruce played the game of the evening to beat Gary Jackson with powerful pawn and piece play on Board 3. A passed White pawn got to c6 and the Black king was also under a major attack on the dark squares. As Bruce has delightedly pointed out to me, he is currently the club's 4th highest rated player and he certainly played like it in this game.

Which left me in play against Danut Joian. The game had been pretty boring and heading towards an inevitable draw until the position burst into life as we both came under time pressure. I was the first to crack, though, blundering a pawn due to a simple oversight, but Danut then mistakenly gave up his bishop for my knight to enter a rook and pawn ending where he had f and g pawns on their starting squares and I had a pawn on f5. A long period of manoeuvring occurred as the White king tried to get in to attack my sole pawn, but this proved impossible and eventually we ended up with a rook each and a lone f pawn for White. I've somehow managed to lose this ending twice, despite having my king blockading the last opposition pawn, but I like to think I've learned my lesson and comfortably held it on this occasion (for the second time in a few weeks, in fact). And so, after what I imagine was the best part of 80 moves, the match was eventually ours.

The win was not enough to lift us back into second place, as Warwick Uni have a much better game points score, but it was a very powerful team effort against such strong opposition. Don't give up on the B team just yet - in fact, keep on B-lieving.