2025 KCC Christmas Quiz - The Denouement!

Like the assembled Grandmasters, officials and spectators on Hyland Island, I imagine you have been on tenterhooks waiting for Inspector Hector, FIDE's top cop, to reveal the name of the dastardly murderer of the mega-wealthy chess sponsor, Mitch Rich. Unless, of course, you also cracked the case. In which case I hope it took you a bit longer than Patrick who had (correctly) solved the mystery within a couple of hours of me posting the quiz. Did I make it too easy, or is he just a born sleuth? But never mind more questions, its answers we're here for and its Inspector Hector who is about to provide them.

WHODIDIT?

A CHESS MURDER MYSTERY - SOLVED!

It was a motley group of chess-players and hangers on who had gathered in the tournament hall to learn the truth about the murder that had rocked the chess world. Some looked unconcerned, their consciences completely clear, but a few looked far more furtive and nervous. Especially the super-GM I had my eye on. He sat at the back, perhaps hoping to escape scrutiny - or maybe even to make a run for it if things went badly. Not that there would have been any way of escaping from the island, but I could do without any unnecessary drama. And in any case I had positioned the Kenilworth Chess Club cohort to cover the door. An unlikely bunch of heavies, but needs must, as my usual colleagues had been unable to join me to make the arrest. Sergeant Eaton was stuck in Nuneaton with Constable Keatan, completely beaten by the British weather. I would have to bring the killer to book on my own, but that was no problem as all the pieces of the jigsaw had fallen into place and it was now time to reveal the shocking truth.

"I checkmated the killer in 4 moves," I told the assembled crowd. "You all know about pattern recognition in chess, but maybe you need reminding that it works in other fields as well. That was how I knew where to look. This was a rhyme crime. Time after time. And it set off a chime. Move one - how did the killer get hold of the gun? In an auction - he bid it. Move two - what was the pseudonym he used on the dark web? isawt94. If a few more of you had been paying attention at school instead of studying the Najdorf Poisoned Pawn variation, you might have remembered the phrase attributed to Julius Caesar on the conquest of Britain. Veni, vidi, vici. I came I saw, I conquered. It was an easy piece of calculation for me to replace the English part of the pseudonym with the Latin original. And it was good of the killer to give us his birth year, too. He really shouldn't have left that en prise. Very careless. Move three - the killer committed the crime. You could say he did it. And move four - what did the killer do with the gun after the murder? That's right - he hid it. So there could only be one correct solution. Check and mate. Our killer is none other than Indian super-GM, Vidit. He bid it, he did it and he hid it. Now, if you know what's good for you, you'll come quietly."

And that's how I solved the case at Hyland Island and returned the chess world to normal. All in a day's work for Inspector Hector. I hope you followed the same clues I did. Especially as you had a big extra clue in the story title.

But I can't hang around here all day, I've got other cases to solve. First I'm off to Brazil, where Henrique Mecking was found unconscious on some decking after disturbing a brekkin. Then its on to St Petersburg where Peter Svidler has been attacked by a fiddler dressed as the Riddler and then Amsterdam where Loek Van Wely was turned to jelly after being hit in the belly while watching the telly. Possibly by the same man, a roofer, who attacked Daniil Yuffa with an oofer doofer and a loofah.

So I'll be on my way. Evening all."

DISCLAIMER

Once again, any resemblance to real chess players is solely due to them having delightfully rhymable names. There is no need for Interpol to follow up any of the cases I have fabricated!