Imagine my shock when I saw the back page of The i Paper on Saturday and this dramatic headline!
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| Bernard's Outrageous Claim!! |
I can only assume that the recent hot spell has resulted in our revered and beloved Chairman suffering from a serious case of heat stroke which has affected his judgment! I'm afraid that even having Jude and him in the same Kenilworth team would mean we were a bit weak on the lower boards, so its a complete act of self-delusion if he thinks he could get into our national side! Take a reality check, Bernard - the selectors are not picking you for the next Olympiad team!!
You'd never catch me making such ridiculous claims about my personal talents, though a completely reliable source like Wikipedia does say:-
Page is considered to be one of the greatest and most influential guitarists of all time.[1][2][3] Rolling Stone magazine has described Page as "the pontiff of power riffing" and ranked him No. 3 on its 2015 list of the "100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time", behind Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton, and No. 3 again in 2023 behind Chuck Berry and Jimi Hendrix.[4][5][6] In 2010, Page was ranked No. 2 on Gibson's list of "Top 50 Guitarists of All Time" and, in 2007, No. 4 on Classic Rock's "100 Wildest Guitar Heroes"
I rest my case. But if you need more evidence ..........
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